WHO ARE YOU?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

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ARE YOU A MALE?

I'M A MAN 

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WHERE DO YOU WORK?

I WORK AT SEARS 

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DO YOU LIKE YOUR WORK?

IT'S NOT TOO INTERESTING, I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING OFF WORK 

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HOW OLD ARE YOU?

TWENTY-EIGHT 

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WHAT DO THINK OF THE STOCK MARKET?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NIXON?

WATERGATE SHOULD BE A LESSON TO YOU 

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DO YOU THINK NIXON IS A CROOK?

I DONT TALK POLITICS 

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DO YOU TALK RELIGION?

I'M PROTESTANT 

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DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY?

WE WERE NEVER VERY CLOSE 

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HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

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YOU ARE DUMB.

(SOCKS YOU IN THE NOSE) WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOU CALL PEOPLE NAMES 

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YOU ARE PARANOID.

(STARTS FROM CHAIR) I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

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WE ARE OUT TO GET YOU.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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I BET YOU SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON.

GAMBLING HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR ME 

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DO YOU DRINK?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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I LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

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I THINK YOU ARE VERY BRIGHT.

(GUARDED LOOK) I DOUBT IF YOU ARE BEING HONEST WITH ME 

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